The Hamburger Postulate: Burgers and The Big Bang Theory

I was watching the Big Bang Theory the other day and came across the episode entitled The Hamburger Postulate. It made me chuckle and so I thought I'd share it.

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So, continuing a theme of sitcoms that mention burgers (moving on from my previous post covering How I Met Your Mother - The best burger in New York), I thought I'd share a couple of burger related extracts of dialogue from The Hamburger Postulate episode:  

Sheldon: We don’t eat here, I don’t know what’s good.

Penny: Well, it’s all good.

Sheldon: Statistically unlikely.

Leonard: Just get a hamburger, you like hamburgers.

Sheldon: I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers, you can’t make the assumption that I’ll like the hamburgers here.

Leonard: I’m sorry. Give him a hamburger.

Penny: Uh, which one, the Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, the Barbecue Burger or the Kobe burger?

Sheldon: Can’t we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger. The Big Boy.

Penny: The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.

Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes the Big Boy, why would I settle for something like a Big Boy?

Penny: Because you are not at Big Boy!

Sheldon: Fine, I’ll have the Barbecue Burger.

Leonard: Make it two.

Sheldon: Waitresses don’t yell at you at Big Boy.

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Sheldon: I won’t go out on a limb, but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger.

Leonard: Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so broken hearted.

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Sheldon: You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? This is a single decker hamburger whereas the Big Boy is a double decker. This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio.

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Oh, and here's a little thought to leave you with. Soft Kitty but my burger version. I think it has a much better ring to it.  ...

"Soft patty, warm patty, little ball of meat.

Grilled patty, juicy patty, eat eat eat."